Comments on: Our Harley McGuire Framed Again

By: Vinny Baer

Vinny Baer — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:51:11 +0000

I absolutely hate it when my Mom leaves me at home. She says it’s because it’s too hot to leave me in the car, but heck, she could just take me with her instead of doing that. Sometimes when she takes me somewhere and then returns home, I show her a thing or two. I refuse to get out of the car because I’m counting on her having to go out again. Mom said to tell you that I saw one of those “musicians” that play rock n’ roll and his hair was combed up to a point, like a kewpie doll. It was funny looking. Bye for now.

By: Harley McGuire

Harley McGuire — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 15:57:58 +0000

Oh Charlie Bert, that is a very funny story with a happy ending, thank goodness. Don’t know what my mom would do if I escaped on such a venture.

But, old pal, just to let you in on the latest here, Mom found this big lump on my neck under my disengaged jaw. Well, she saw a black thingy in the center and thought it might be a ticker of some kind. An emergency trip to our old but new veternary set us straight. A ticker? Not! It was a ‘pider bite. Doc Jerry said probly a black widder or maybe a gray sumpin or tother (recluse?) but he squished a bunch of icky stuff out of it and oh what a mess. Didn’t hurt a bit but of course Ma is moaning an groaning like it was her t’was bit. Now I gets some tasty medicine squirted in my mouth every morning. Yummy!

Anyways, point being. Watch out for critters big and small. If you visit SECRET MUDDY OWNS or any other strange places you might get more than just a romp in the mud. Better mind your P’s, Q’s, and poops!

Lovingly,
Harley McGuire

By: Charlie Bert

Charlie Bert — Thu, 18 Jul 2013 21:03:02 +0000

I hated thunder and rain til one day my pal Champ cross the street snuck over & begged me to c’mon with him cuz he had a SECRET MUDDY OWN to show me!!

I’m admitting to bein’ easily swayed Harley. Dad said I lost my sense of reasonin’ for some reason! He oughtta know cuz mom sometimes looks at him & says she doesn’t understand his reasonin’ about a lot of things either.

Before I knew it, Champ & I worked out a plan. Later I pretended to be scoutin’ to do my bizness & ducked round the corner of the house & there was good ole Champ waitin’ as arranged. We hightailed it up the lane & Dad told me later I caught him by surprise cuz I’m usually very very good & never run off. Dad told mom it was a bit worrisome bout me leavin’ (I’m getting old & limp a lot) so he went scoutin’ round for me!

But I’m old and smart. Champ showed me his secret MUDDY OWN ditch nearby & we rolled & rolled & drank ditch water & ate grass & plain lost our minds playing! I felt like a pup again Harley & I’ll remember that day til I’m in Four Paws Heaven.

Bout a half hour later & gettin’ nigh on dark, I told Champ it was time to get on home. We barked at my front door cuz my mom is a sweetie pie pushover & besides I knew dad was still out scoutin’ for us.

I do admit to feelin’ a mite guilty bout Dad but not much cuz Mom often says he needs to get out more.

Mom opened the door & said “OH CHARLIE I AM SO GLAD YOU’RE HOME SAFE” but before she could finish her sentence, Champ raced in with me following & then Champ shook mud ALL OVER THE KITCHEN but I knew better (KIDS!) so I rubbed up against the walls because I knew shaking had been bad karma in the past.

I sometimes hear mom tell dad she keeps finding mud no matter how good she cleans! But in the end Dad and Champ’s dad were happy to see us but HOLY MUDDY OWN it was a GOOD ONE HARLEY MCGUIRE !!

So my advice the next time you’re left home alone is that you & a pal figure out how to go play in a MUDDY OWN !! It’s the barking best !!

By: Skipper

Skipper — Wed, 17 Jul 2013 15:19:48 +0000

I am still licking my “chops” and that’s because last night my Mom went to dinner with her friend and brought back a “lamb chop” or maybe it was a leg, cuz it was BIG. She washed it off, cuz there was some sort of bodie sauce on it, but I managed to get into it good and got some of that mushy stuff inside.
YUMMO! So Harley, whether it’s “Pup” errony or Lamb Chop, our Moms are always thinking of us and share “treats” with us. People food is really good.

By: Harley McGuire

Harley McGuire — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 23:09:19 +0000

OK Mojo & Nikki, better go easy on Fabian. Isn’t he your Mom & Pop’s million $$$$ investment? (Oops, I’d better not speak too soon here.)

Lovingly,
Harley McGuire

By: Fabian, Mojo & Nikki

Fabian, Mojo & Nikki — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 17:20:49 +0000

We’re really lucky ’cause when our Mom & Dad go out, we’ve each other to keep us company and a neighbor to let us out to do our business…except Fabian…he gets ticked off and manages to pee in the living room (luckily it’s on the tile). But, we excuse him ’cause he is quite elderly and we think he suffers from dementia.

When Mom & Pop come home, we get a treat and lots of hugs and we do get to sleep in the bed with them though it does get kind of crowded. We’re soooo lucky. Love to you & your loving Mom, Mojo & Nikki (ooops, also Fabian)

By: Reminder about Dogs Day Out

Reminder about Dogs Day Out — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 01:09:31 +0000

The City of Sedona Parks and Recreation Department cordially invites all animal lovers and dog owners to support our third annual A Dog’s Day Out in the Park.

This pet friendly event takes place this Saturday, July 20 from 7:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. on the multi-use field at Posse Grounds Park. This event is free for those interested in playing with their dogs on the beautiful grass field.

To learn more about this event, visit http://www.SedonaEye.com/Calendar.

By: Chunk

Chunk — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 01:01:43 +0000

A cousin got a new puppy who is 6 weeks old. He is a miniature bulldog and his name is Chunk. He just wanted to say “Hello” to Harley McGuire. My cousin’s father said Chunk had already eaten a shoe lace out of his shoe so everything has to be put away or up high. He just makes me want to smile and pinch his cheeks.

By: Martha

Martha — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 22:54:02 +0000

Now aren’t you glad your Mom got to go out for a fun evening. NOT! Sure you are, and the rock ‘n roll music would have probably hurt your ears. Hopefully some pepperoni left a good taste in your mouth, and you got lots of loving when your Mom got home.

By: Harley McGuire

Harley McGuire — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 16:31:00 +0000

Thanks Bonnie & Clyde, Chip’n Dale, and a new fan, Big Black Dog. Haven’t heard from you before. Your name sounds kinda fierce but your words sound pretty dang gentle.

One thing all of you have that I don’t are brothers or sisters. You see, I’m an only child and sometimes it’s cool and once in a while I have play-dates with friends and it’s nice to see them come and go. Truth is, I want Mom all to myself. Is that so bad? Also guess I shouldn’t gripe if she leaves me now and then for a few hours. Least she doesn’t go away for days or weeks like Bonnie & Clyde’s mom & dad.

Anyways, thanks for the advice. Will put it in my diary for future reference.

Lovingly,
Harley McGuire