https://sedonaeye.com/bad-santa-kills-christmas/ Local News From All Points of View Sun, 16 Nov 2014 19:00:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 https://sedonaeye.com/bad-santa-kills-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-87 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:17:15 +0000 http://sedonaverdevalleytimes.com/?p=625#comment-87 Santa was always a bad Santa.
He parked his sled on my roof and caused leaks.
He slid down the chimney and stoled cookies and
hot chocolate.
He kicked my dog, Rags.
He left me nothing but flawed toys that Walmart would not
take back.
When he flew away he beat his reindeers to within an inch
of their lives.
He paid the elves below minimium wage and did not provide
health care coverage.
Now it turns out he also had the elves making flame throwers
at the North Pole.
Who would have thought?

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