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SedonaEye.com Star Four Paws Up Pet Columnist, Harley McGuire

SedonaEye.com Star Four Paws Up Pet Columnist Harley McGuire with an update!

Sedona AZ (June 27, 2016) This is Harley McGuire touching bases because it’s been ever so long. Mom says life is sorta like a bouncing ball – ups and downs but better than a balloon that might pop at any second.

Now when we had at least a herd of black ants in our heating/cooling vent a few weeks ago – well that fer sure was a time when the ball of life wasn’t bouncing for joy. Ick! They were all over and they bit. But not to worry cuz Ben the ant killer was on the job and presto – bye bye ants. Except, we had more just a few days ago in a different place but ‘cuz Ben was delayed Mom pretty much did them in with spray stuff and baking soda. Bad as it was, the ants weren’t in our pants (as if I wear pants) and so far no bats in our belfry. Phew! See, things can always be worse.

Harley McGuire pals Mojo & Nikki with new bro Linus

Harley McGuire pals Mojo & Nikki with new brother Linus

Linus gets a forever home!

Linus gets a forever home!

Now on the lighter side my California pals, Nikki and Mojo, – well – their Mom and Pop just adopted a brother for them called Linus. He’s a sweet little feller with a winning smile, and the story is he’s part Chihuahua and Jack Russell Terrier. Very happy for them, I am – however and but – why oh why at the very same time did a rambunctious bundle of energy have to enter my sunset stage of life?

Ya see, it’s like this. Some neighbor up the street had a gent visitor that happened to have this little pooch that was in need of a home. Right? So Mom takes poor unsuspecting me over to meet the wild one, but being easy come easy go, no big deal. Even when he ended up coming home with us in the car he was friendly enough, and after all, it isn’t as if I didn’t have overnight sleepovers in the past with Casey and another Niki. But this dog is still here!

Harley and Poco D. McGuire

Harley and Poco D. McGuire gettin’ along – mostly…

Poco D. McGuire June 2016 009

Poco D. is here to stay thinks Big Bro Harley McGuire!

Yep – almost a month now and it seems like a permanent arrangement. He’s three and one half years old, a total Chihuahua, and nine pounds of non-stop energy ‘cept when he’s sleeping, which we both do a lot of during these very hot days. He’s taken well to wearing a collar and using a leash and has been a quick learner with the doggie door. But . . . he found out very quickly that Mom doesn’t take well to lazy streaks when this permanent alien visitor tries to fool her by doing his business in the house. No Siree- Mom raises her voice and I probably shake more than Mr. Newcomer. But then she reassures me I’m a very good boy and am still and will forever be her favorite.

And so on that happy note, I will bid you all farewell. It will soon be dinnertime, and Mom watches very carefully that this new little snitch doesn’t help himself to my food. His teeth are much better than mine, but he’s only three years old. And, oh yes, we call him Poco D. McGuire. (The D. means “Diablo” in case ya didn’t know.)

So welcome Linus and Poco D. McGuire to your new forever homes. You’ve been given the opportunity for new beginnings. Live and be happy and let the ball continue to soar.

Lovingly,
paw prints for harley mcguire columnHarley McGuire

*Still Mom’s and the SedonaEye.com family favorite!

 

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18 Comments

  1. Fortner the boxer says:

    I earned my name says dad because I’m a gassy kind o’ guy. Hi there Harley & Poco Diablo McGuire from San Antonio.

  2. Skipper says:

    I like this story and am happy that I have a new playmate just 2 houses away. I look forward to formally meeting Mr. Poco “D”. He’s really cute.

    I heard that my Mom gave him a new car seat that was cream color and reminded me of some “blonde” I couldn’t get over. Better you, Poco, than me.

    Smooches from Skipper and Auntie

  3. Bonnie & Clyde says:

    As usual, Harley, you tug at our heart strings. So very, very glad your mommy adopted a little bro for you. The more the merrier, right? We hope you all have a very long, happy life together and don’t forget to be a good role model since you are the mature, big brother now. Good luck!

    Love, B&C

  4. A. Hidalgo, Murphys says:

    trouble with rescue dogs they can be mean if treated bad
    be good boys now you’ve got homes

  5. Bette Pavlich says:

    A nice couple we met and enjoyed dinner with suggested leaving our comments over dinner two nights ago at Relic’s on this link that they sent. We enjoyed the musicians at Relics, a duo named Eric and Charlotte and would enjoy seeing them again. So here is for Rob and Karen with thanks for a fun evening:

    We first came to Sedona about 9 years ago and it’s changed quite a bit in the visits we’ve made since that first time. The traffic has never been so overwhelming or slow to get to places. Getting out of our hotel next to Tlaquepaque shopping center was tricky and we decided to stay at Enchantment next time around again as it’s quieter and the views better. Our new discovery was Hudson’s this trip and it was great – the food and service was perfectly proportioned and excellent. We love the look of Rt 179 and were pleasantly surprised to see Whole Foods expanded with its own bar, a nice surprise. We like Java Love Café for coffee. We did not like the look of the construction on airport road, it’s exterior brick is quite unattractive and doesn’t fit the surrounding like the new restaurant Mariposa. We hope someone is going to make them paint it to blend into the hills because it looks like a shopping center building with that ugly brick block exterior.

    We have always avoided uptown since our first visit, too many things from China when Tlaquepaque offers more to our taste. We’ll be back for our first dinner at Dahl and Deluca, our old standby. We will see you again next year in May.

    Bette and Jim Pavlich
    Chicago

  6. Bette Pavlich says:

    PS:

    Dear whomever is in charge,

    I put our comment under the first story that I saw and realize it doesn’t have anything to do with the little dog story. If you need to ignore it that’s ok or replace it that is quite fine.

    Kindly,
    Bette Pavlich

    (Note from Editor: Mr. and Pavlich, the SedonaEye.com thanks you for your comment and we’re quite sure that local star columnist and pet column writer, Harley McGuire, will appreciate your love of Sedona. Many happy returns!)

  7. Harley McGuire says:

    Missy Bette Pavlich, ‘deed I do ‘preciate having the honor of your comment under my special report. And to be honest, when I (now we) go in the car with Mom it’s not so much fun playing dodgem with all them cars.

    While at it here, always grateful to my standby friends, Skipper, Bonnie & Clyde, and newcomers taking to paws and read my latest tail of woe or joy – sometimes both. And not to worry, A. Hidalgo, Murphys – this little whippersnapper, Poco D. McGuire, is very smart, quick study and without much pre-training has learned the ropes here. It’s a secret but I’m loving his company when Mom has to go out and leave us alone. Hush . . .

    And yes, Skipper, PDM LOVES the car/house/any-room-you name it seat! It’s his very own space and he never even tries to invade my privacy. COOL!

    Fortner the boxer – wisht you was my neighbor. Miss my pals Zia and Outlaw since they moved away. Poco might be a bit shy – he ain’t much taking to other doggies yet – but he’ll learn.

    Thanx one and all.

    Lovingly,
    Harley McGuire

  8. Sobe says:

    Hi Harley, congratulations on Your new little brother Poco D., and great that Your Mom still treats You as the Top-Dog. That’s what My Mom does now that Raven came to live with Us over a year ago. I get the first treat, the first dinner plate, and the first bath (Blah!). I bet You’re really enjoying the company, especially when Your mom goes out. Take good care of Him and He’ll love You forever.

    Bye for now, and lots of licks and sniffs,
    Sobe

  9. Martha says:

    Harley McGuire, thanks for sharing the news of the addition to your household.
    Very cute, but like your mom says, you will always be #1. I know you will be
    a great big brother and will teach Paco D. McGuire the way to conduct himself
    in his new home.

  10. Harley McGuire says:

    Woo Hoo, Sobe, and Hi Ho Martha.

    To bof ya, things are goin’ smoothly. That little dickens PDM is sorta growin’ on me but Mom don’t need to know that. Fer instance, when it thundered and got so shaky, well, with PDM I didn’t feel quite so nervous and sorta faked it. But when Mom put on my Thundershirt, that little feller actually put his little paw on my back – as if to comfort me. So ya see, it’s really an OK thing. And fer shore I’m still number uno. At least that’s what Mom keeps tellin’ me.

    Hey, Sobe, remember when we met at the Dog’s Day outing a few years ago? Well, every so often my publisher features a picture of us, that’s before you lost your pal, but it’s good to know you now have another. Well, that event’s comin’ up again soon. In fact, July 16th is the date – check out the official notice someplace or other close by on this – what’s it called? – oh yea, site I think. Doubt we’ll be there cuz Ma may not be able to handle the two of us out in public and besides she hates the traffic! Like that other lady says – horrid!

    Lovingly,
    Harley McGuire

  11. Buster says:

    Hi Harley McGuire:

    Happy 4th of July from your old pal here. Sure do hope there won’t be any scary noisy fireworks where you live. And just keep that ThunderShirt handy and Poco’s little paw to comfort you. Neato! Way to go, Bro.

    Buster

  12. Zelda and Tucker Witkoff says:

    Dog and Cat. VOC residents. Being babysat while mom and dad are on a trip. We miss them. We’re not sure about this sitter. She seems very blond….who reads directions on how to put kitty litter in the box….??????? Holy macaroni Batgirl !!!!

  13. Little Bit (also a kitty) says:

    But just think, Zelda & Tucker Witkoff, how much worser it would be if that sitter didn’t read directions and just thought the kitty litter was something to feed you. Oh my – perish the thought – Meow :-)

  14. Linus says:

    Sorry I didn’t get back to ya’ sooner but I’ve been so busy giving out my paw print because of yer article, I just haven’t had time. I’ve really been accepted by my bro & sis (Mojo & Nikki) so I’m really lucky. They even let me cuddle up to them & seem to protect me from the big guys when we walk. I’m very hard of hearing so I’m learning to respond to hand signals (but I’m not very good at it). All in all, I love my my new family…I sleep in their adult bed & can go jump on anything I can reach. I’ve been charging a treat to give my paw print…tell Poco D to try it…Yummmm.

  15. Chip says:

    Welcome Poco, you are going to enjoy your new mom (she is the best) and your brother, he will show you the ropes and how far they stretch!:-)) hugs and kisses Chip in CA

  16. Harley & Poco D. McGuire says:

    Phew Linus, so glad to know all is well and that you are famous. We only like soft treats these days.

    And Chip, thanks for your 2 cents worth. Mom told us about the loss of your companion, Dale, and we are sad for you. Maybe time for a new friend??

    Lovingly,
    H. & P.D. McGuire

  17. Pet Note says:

    The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door:

    Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that is is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

    For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline attendance is not required.

    The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.

    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

    (1) They live here. You don’t.

    (2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.

    (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

    (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

    (1) eat less,

    (2) don’t ask for money all the time,

    (3) are easier to train,

    (4) normally come when called,

    (5) never ask to drive the car,

    (6) don’t hang out with drug-using people;

    (7) don’t smoke or drink,

    (8) don’t want to wear your clothes,

    (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

    (10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

    (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children….

  18. Harley McGuire says:

    To Pet Note:

    Can’t stop laughing. WOOF, ARF, MEOW, AND BOW-WOW! So true the message.

    Mom’s has a sign over our front door, up above the one that says “Martha Stewart Doesn’t Live Here.”

    “THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG.” (that needs to changed to dogS)

    Lovingly,

    Harley McGuire
    (Poco D. too but he’s still just learnin’ the ropes)

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