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Sedona Eye Harley McGuire on Life is Paws Up Good

Harley McGuire, SedonaEye.com Star Paws Up Columnist

Harley McGuire, SedonaEye.com Star Paws Up Columnist

Sedona AZ (February 2, 2013)Good Grief, Mercy Maude, and Lordy Lordy! Indeed this has been a banner day. 

You see, Mom has not been pleased with me because I have a tendency to refrain from eating stuff I don’t like! Generally, what I refuse is properly stored in the refrigerator, and I get it the next day. And, of course, by then, I’m so hungry that naturally I eat it.

However, what generally saves me from starvation is T-R-E-A-T-S. However again, it’s quite possible I’ve crossed the line by turning up my nose to some (supposedly) delectable offerings – such as peanut butter teeny-tiny star shaped trinkets (a kindly Christmas gift which at first taste I thought were sort of OK.) But, let’s face it, nothing can compare with Bacon Strips, Pup-Peroni Mix Stix, Dentastix and Cesar Thingies.

Now those are real guy treats!

And so, Mom got snippety with me ‘cause I rejected star shaped thingies, and most likely my thoughts of her association with people were conveyed because they were definitely reflected in her glaring eyes when she said “I know, we don’t have company any more because even humans are too damn picky!”

Then she went on to explain that in the old days, whatever that means, she (and way back when she had some old guy she called her husband) had guests for dinner, it was always a happy occasion. No doubt it’s true because this house is totally furnished with all kinds of stuff for highfalutin’ entertainment, none of which I’ve witnessed in the six years I’ve had the privilege of calling this my home. (Think that’s a bit of a stretch of diplomacy?)

Anyways, Mom don’t have guests to eat no more ‘cause for one reason or t’other it just becomes too complicated! They don’t do gluten, meat, fish, sugar, certain vegetables, spices, dairy products (lactose intolerant) and I’m not certain what else might be left to do without and not become walking skeletons. Then there’s “them” who look in the ‘frigerator at expiration dates, and then even question whether or not what is on the table (offered as a well meaning intention) is certifiably “organic.” (That sounds sort of dirty to me. But what do I know?)

So, moral of my story is that today, for hours, I’ve smelled lovely aromas of a pot roast simmering in a slow cooker. And, yes, I was offered first taste in my evening meal. Even though Mom hasn’t fixed my favorite, turkey, in months and months, this day is a rare event because generally she is among those who “don’t eat meat.”

Life, indeed, is good.

Hey, we all get lucky once in a while. Wish Mom would.

paw prints for harley mcguire columnLovingly,

Harley McGuire

 

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7 Comments

  1. Hi Harley,

    Remember me? Me, Blackie, I am back at you paws, purring and ready to deliver my words of wisdom.

    I’ve heard what you said about all these people that complain about food and must say you hit the nail on the head. However, let me say something. When it comes to drinking what they call wine or beer, all these people suddenly unite into one happy bunch of consumers. Did you ever hear them asking if a wine is organic or beer gluten-free? Hell no, even though the beer is made of wheat and the wine has some heavy duty preservatives in it. I suggest you tell your mom her guests should bring their own stuff to eat and in exchange she’ll provide a wine opener and beer glasses. Also a dog or cat treats are welcome.

    And bon apetite!

    Yours,
    Blackie

  2. Chip'n Dale says:

    Harley, you at least get human treats, cats at this house never!!!! We understand about not having guests, mom doesn’t entertain much either except for today, big feet we have to watch out for mostly!

    It’s OK Harley, we can be picky, it our nature. Dogs not so much. Love ya anyway HD. Hugs and Hisses Chip’n Dale

  3. Skipper says:

    Harley,
    My Mom adds “organic” ground turkey meat to my dry food every day and just between us canine brothers, I don’t think I can tell the difference from “regular” turkey meat. I guess it makes her feel better. Hey, I like those little “star” treats so if you have any left over I’ll gladly take them, but pot roast sounds real tempting and tasty to me. Will you share when your Mom makes pot roast? I’m licking my chops just thinking about pot roast. You can come over any time and I’ll share my turkey for some pot roast. Deal?

  4. We can relate to your mommy & her lack of entertainment as our mommy doesn’t entertain either, though she, too, has a medley of dishes, silver, crystal, etc. But you are sooo lucky to get treats; everytime mommy eats a bagel, I (Bonnie) salivate so mommy breaks down & gives me a little crumb. I am the begger of the 2 of us as Clyde is way finicky (a typical cat). Our mommy remembers “that old guy” & the entertaining they use to do as she was a frequent guest at their home as a girl & said those were fun times with all those other dogs that preceded you. Hope you enjoyed your roast!

  5. Martha says:

    You skill as a writer inproves with every post. Your comments are always very insightful, but there are times when humans do not like to cook, entertain or have to worry about anyone’s nutritional needs. Somehow I don’t think you are deprived for one minute.

  6. My pals: Blackie, Chip’n Dale, Skipper, Bonnie & Clyde, and Martha. You just never, never let me down. Your good advice will sustain me until I prevail upon your wisdom when the next crisis attacks. (How ya like that one Martha?)

    Lovingly,
    Harley McGuire :-)

  7. Freddie Daniels says:

    The City first proposed that ADOT provide the City with the $10.6 million in funding now, and that the City would hold these funds until the outcome of the referendum and would provide written assurances that if the referendum overturned the affirmative route transfer decision, the City would return the funds with interest to ADOT. In the April 28 letter, ADOT states that it is not willing to provide the $10.6 million when the City, by virtue of the referendum, cannot guarantee that it will ultimately assume ownership of the roadway.

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