Mr. Bud Light and associates in FUSA Litter Police Line-up

Sedona AZ (December 3, 2012) – The Folksville USA (FVUSA) Litter Police and Folksville CSI Departments are on the lookout for the culprits who had a “hand” in the crime of tossing a Mr. Bud Light and his associates onto a local highway. After a review of the complaint, the FVUSA Litter Police determined Mr. Bud Light and his associates were not guilty of throwing themselves on the Arizona highway and they had been victimized by others who left the crime scene.

The Folksville USA Litter Police issued an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for callous offenders committing litter crimes against Arizona highways.

During the recent investigation, Mr. Light’s family and associates were put in a Folksville USA Litter Police line-up for identification. While being questioned, Mr. Bud Light told investigators that his family and associates “have been and continue to be the most commonly tossed about family in Arizona’s Yavapai County.” Mr. Light expressed upset that “so many folks abuse his family and associates causing them to be continually under suspicion by the FVUSA Litter Police.”

A FVUSA Litter Police deputy reminded Mr. Light to be careful with whom he associates. Mr. Light responded by saying, “This has been bottled up in me for some time now. Me and my associates are taken and tossed against our will by people with no respect for themselves or the community. Litterers don’t care about the cost to taxpayers or America the Beautiful! What can we do?”

Mr. Light (photo above center) told this reporter, “…the people out there need to provide the FVUSA CSI department with information that helps apprehend for education and or fines those responsible for tossing me and my associates about!”

Mr. Bud Light, his family, and associates were taken to a recycling facility for their own protection by the Folksville USA Litter Police.

With the holidays around the corner, and a noticeable increase in alcoholic containers thrown by the wayside, the FVUSA Litter Police are on the lookout for those tossing Mr. Bud Light and or Bud’s family and associates along the highway. Be aware, others can care!

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Story filed by SedonaEye.com Folksville USA Litter Police beat reporter, Gary Chamberlain. The Folksville USA Litter Police would like the public to know that Natalie of Pawn Palace in Cottonwood, Arizona provided funding for local Arizona highway crime scene clean ups. Support your local Folksville USA Litter Police today!

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